Website with Bible games for Christian Children?

Are there any web sites out there with bible games for Christian Children? Just basically looking for Children Christian games that teach kids about the Bible and are fun at the same time.

12 Responses to “Website with Bible games for Christian Children?”

  • Mega Gaming Boy says:

    A fun website with Christian based games that are morally safe for Children to play and also teach them stuff while playing is this website
    http://www.mybiblegames.com

  • Elspyth says:

    Yay for brainwashing!
    [sarcasm]

  • Carpe Astrum says:

    Yay… Let’s brainwash little children who are innocent…

    Good on you..

    Incase you can’t tell, that was sarcastic, I think you are a disgusting human being for taking advantage of childrens minds being so absorbant…

    Go ahead and wreck their lives…

  • jeanvaljean1970 says:

    Don’t. Just, don’t.

  • Fireball says:

    landoverbaptist.com

  • Bubbles says:

    You can download audio dramas here for your children http://www.jw.org/index.html?option=QrYQZRQVNQsNZN

  • Bruno says:

    Please do not look for such a website … I’m talking with my heart right now!!

    Please do not brainwash your children … this is extremely important. Take them to the museum. Read the Bible for them if you want (without interpreting) …

    Don’t do that to your kids if you love them !!

  • Abdijah says:

    You may find the interactive website linked below helpful. It contains the following pages:

    Identify the types of spirit creatures.
    In which city did this event take place? (Acts 9:19, 25)
    Name the 12 apostles.
    What happened to both Moses and Jesus?
    What “heavens” did Elijah ascend to?
    Where did Abraham attempt to sacrifice Isaac?
    Where did the Lord’s Evening Meal first take place?
    Where did the man, blind from birth, receive his sight?
    Where was Jesus born?
    Who said: “Jehovah is my Shepherd. I shall lack nothing.”?
    Who struck down 600 Philistines with a cattle goad?

  • NewlyBorn says:

    There are plenty of children games in the Bible, but they are a bit too violent!

    The Jewish Bible writers created the story of the God that is still worshipped today by gullible Christians mainly in America. This God forced the Jews to eat their own children for dinner NOT AS A PUNISHMENT, but as an option in times of famine. Not even as an option, but as the “WILL OF GOD!” God NEVER objected about slaughtering and cooking children for dinner. God won’t let the Jews eat pigs, but children YES! The SOB Preachers are very dishonest to cover up anything negative in the Bible! They do it to protect their source of income! I dropped out of Christianity and religion after many years serving in the Christian ministry! The Bible was written to control low IQ religious people who need to pay a 10% (TITHE) crutch to function in this world. Any religion back then was as barbaric as you can’t possibly imagine. The Bible is a hangover from those days…

    God is totally powerless to teach any lesson without FORCING the Jews to eat their own children for dinner. The Bible writers say that Palestine was a “Land Flowing with Milk and Honey” ONLY before the Israelite invasion! After the invasion, SURPRISE!!! Suddenly the “milk and honey” stopped flowing! So now the Bible writers are promising that “God will make the desert to blossom like a rose!” The perennial carrot hanging at the end of the stick at the nose of the jackass Christians and religious Jews is working!

    God’s sadistic pleasures are the kinkiest ones ever to be imagined! None of the “Godless” dictators in the world EVER thought of forcing their people to eat their own children for dinner…! That is so repulsive that no smut publication is publishing anything like that either, but any wanking pervert preacher can discreetly enjoy fantasizing all about it in the Holy Bible! The rest of Christians are totally brainwashed with the GOD IS LOVE bit! No wonder the Clergy hid the Bible from public view for so many centuries! To their great relief hardly any Christian today pays attention to what they read in the Bible!

    Leviticus 26:29 – (without warning of any evil God is impatiently saying) YOU WILL eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters* (*The roasted flesh of a 8 year old little girl flavored with a spicy B-B-Q sauce ought to taste delicious ONLY for the wanking Bible people!)

    Deuteronomy 28:53-57 – Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege* (*God is conditioning the mind of the Israelites 700 Bible years into the future! In our society today anybody promoting the Biblical idea of eating your own children is put in jail, or in the nut house!), YOU WILL EAT THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB, THE FLESH OF THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS the LORD your God has given you* (*God WILL NOT do anything to protect the innocent children that he is giving out, BUT HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE WILL ENJOY EATING THEM WHEN UNDER SIEGE BY THE ENEMY…! Amen, Christian people? Hey “If God is for us who can be against us?” Only the moron atheists, maybe!) Even the most gentle and sensitive man* (*not a homosexual or a Godless atheist, but a CHOSEN CHILD OF GOD!) among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his SURVIVING children, and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating…* (*Not sharing is “THE SIN”! Only wanking Bible perverts would enjoy God’s provisions like that, NOT ATHEISTS!!!)

    Jeremiah 19:9 I* (*God, NOT SATAN, but GOD!) WILL MAKE THEM EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS* (This repulsive wanking God had to FORCE the Jews to eat their own children for dinner! AND THEY DID!!!)

    God won’t force the Jews to eat PIGS, but their own children YES! The VERY JEWISH Bible writers also say that when the 666 trademark will be instituted Christians won’t be able to buy or sell food without it. Based on Bible precedents, will the heart bleeding Christians eat their own children for dinner? Christians would deny it saying that they are not like that and if God forced the Jews to do it, it was because the Jews were very “sinful” and evil people!

    Ezekiel 5:10 – Therefore in your midst fathers WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN… (IT IS ALL OVER THE BIBLE even in the NT!!! That is exactly how God set up Eve to eat the forbidden fruit of knowledge!)

    Any kind of secular government would offer its citizens better protection than the Bible God. They would certainly allow their people to eat pork instead of children! It took Moses 2 men to carry a single cluster of gigantic size grapes to show Israel how plentiful was the Land of Palestine that they were going to invade (Num 13:23)! It was a trick in the Bible script to motivate well fed Jews into COVETING something better than they had. The heck with the 10 Commandments! They were all set up to leave Egypt and to invade the Holy Land of Palestine! BTW, there is not a shred of historical evidence that millions of slave Jews ever lived in Egypt! Now the Jews can eat their own children in the Holy Land for God’s kinky pleasure! Actually, for the pleasure of the wanking Bible writers and some discreet Bible Preachers today!

    Lamentations 4:10 – With their own hands COMPASSIONATE WOMEN* (*”God loving” women! Not lesbians or atheistic ladies, but “Christian like” compassionate women!) HAVE COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN…!* (*If you can ignore this crap in the Bible you qualify to be a Christian!)

    There are plenty of reported cases in the Bible in FULL EXPLICIT CONTEXT that is IMPOSSIBLE for any Preacher to “spiritualize” and make it go away like they are trained to do in Bible School!

    2 Kings 6:26-29 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, “Help me, my lord the king* (*a God fearing King)!” The king replied, “If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ So we cooked my son and ate him* (*BTW… it came out delicious!). The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him, but she had hidden him!* (*God cursed woman! She cheated!)

    They were all COMPASSIONATE Godly, non-Atheistic, heterosexual women that HAVE SLAUGHTERED AND COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN FOR DINNER at the tune of “The LORD is my Shepherd I shall not want” (Psalm 23)!

    Isaiah 49:15 “Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I* (*God) WILL NOT FORGET YOU!* (*I’ll make her eat the child! Hey, not even Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is that scary! God must have a serious psychopathic disorder and ought to see a shrink! Or the Bible script is sheer crap that Christians deep throat like a charm!)

    The last bunch of Bible writers claim that God the Son Jesus Christ was beaten to a pulp thoroughly tenderized and heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit to become the “Spotless Lamb of God” grotesquely nailed TOTALLY NAKED to the Holy Cross in a vulgar ritual to cleanse the World from “sin.” BTW, there is no record that the Roman soldiers ever dressed the genital area of their victims with a white diaper! The Christians now snack Jesus’ ROMAN SOLDIERS’ SPIT FLAVORED MEAT AND DRINK HIS HOLY BLOOD to go to Heaven when they die! (John 6:53) The eating of children is part of the BIBLE tale so the forever snacking Jesus Christ in the Holy Communion is not half that bad!

    The Bible writers say that God’s enemies ought to be killed in their infancy when it is easier to get rid of them (Amen, Christian!?)
    Psalm 137:8-9 – O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, HAPPY is he who repays you for what you have done to us* (*Holy Vendetta!) –he who seizes your infants and DASHES them against the rocks.

    Needed abortions today are for HUMANE reasons! Only the fetus is destroyed not a born child! God wants not fetuses, but grown children to be dashed to pieces or be slaughtered and cooked for dinner!

    Isaiah 13:16 (KJV) Their little ones also WILL BE DASHED TO PIECES before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered And their wives ravished…. (the gorgeous ladies of God’s enemies will be ravished to their orgasmic delight while their children are being DASHED TO PIECES – The wanking Bible writers are conditioning the mind of his people for this sort of sadistic depravity so Israel can have a bizarre sexual incentive to survive!)

    God the Son Jesus Christ is hardly any better than his Daddy God up in the sky!

    Revelation 2:23 (In his apocalyptic “revelation” Jesus Christ says) I WILL STRIKE HER CHILDREN DEAD* (*No abortionist can beat Jesus at killing babies –not destroying fetuses, but killing real children! God the Father forced Israel to eat their own children for dinner now God the Son Jesus Christ promised to kill the children in the wrong Churches so they can learn a lesson on WHO IS THE BOSS. To add insult to injury, preachers are getting rich selling books on Jesus’ love for the little children of the world! Today, Jesus Christ would be in jail for bullying about killing any child to favor a particular brand of faith!). Then ALL THE CHURCHES WILL KNOW that I am he who searches hearts and minds and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.* (*Not even the Mafia talks like that in public!)

    The Bible was written by a bunch of wanking perverts. Christians are brainwashed to disregard all the crap in the Bible that doesn’t favor the Christian faith so the SOB Preachers can make a living out of it! In the meantime, they are really making the life miserable for the rest of us with their crappy made up morality!

  • chrstnwrtr says:

    I don’t know if this is what you’re looking for but here’s a link that you might like:

    http://christiananswers.net/kids/menu-act.html

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