Q: How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
A: Because Jesus was a car painter!
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
EDIT – oooh! found some more!!!
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." – Psalm 83:15
Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast." – Exodus 19:13
Maybe He drove a Jeep:
"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow
become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9
Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was
brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." – Mark 6:25
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Q: How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
A: Because Jesus was a car painter!
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
EDIT – oooh! found some more!!!
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." – Psalm 83:15
Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast." – Exodus 19:13
Maybe He drove a Jeep:
"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow
become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9
Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was
brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." – Mark 6:25
i give up
Ford, Fury, Escape, Escort…
Scion is one
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh…don’t know.
take care
I can’t even pretend to know or get this one.